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[20 May 2012|03:52pm] |
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I'm going camping this week. If no one hears from me by Next Monday I'm dead.
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[25 Apr 2012|08:09pm] |
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Bob Dylan - Ballad of a thin man |
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I need to rock out with someone and this bottle of whiskey. Preferably a guy because for the most part I can't fucking stand women.
--edits---
This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOB94Xhd95I
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[18 Apr 2012|05:57pm] |
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I locked myself out of my apartment/didn't have my key and got the cops called on me when I tried to get back in through the window.
Fucking asshole neighbors. So after the cops came and I proved that I lived there and got in...I went to every door within eyesight of my place and said "I'm Janis. I live there. Don't call the cops if I'm breaking into it."
Fucking dick shits.
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[29 Mar 2012|11:33pm] |
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You may know her by name but now you'll know her by face. My oh so beautiful coworker. You're bombshell of a reporter. I give you ( Jenn Cooper )
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[26 Mar 2012|06:59pm] |
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I'm bored out of my fucking mind. Do any of you women want to model for me? You have to be hot or something. Also I'm not limited to one woman. I'm greedy. Give me all the women!
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[19 Mar 2012|02:54pm] |
So I'm lazy and forget to post a lot of shit. Anyway these are few from a few days after the big shit snow storm we had and then some from last week.
( photos )
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[10 Mar 2012|04:41pm] |
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Hey Erica. Let's hang out. Pawn that baby off on your husband.
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[15 Feb 2012|04:29pm] |
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Why aren't all these dumb ass decorations down yet? Hallmark holiday is over. Shit.
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[16 Jan 2012|08:28pm] |
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I don't like feeling stuck. I need something to do. I'll trudge thru the snow if someone wants to let me into their home.
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[11 Jan 2012|12:58pm] |
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The black keys- when the lights goes out |
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The Black Keys are playing 05/07/2012 Portland at the Rose Garden. Arctic Monkeys are opening for them not really big on that but TBK are really good. I hope they play a lot of their old stuff that's really heavy in blues.
There aren't a lot of modern bands that I like so I think I'm going to go see them.
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[20 Dec 2011|02:16pm] |
I need a fabulous gay man in my life. I miss the verbal abuse that only a witty gay man can have to snap you back into reality. And it would be nice to snuggle with someone knowing there's no way either one of us would want to fuck like rabbits.
I fucking hate life. I want to die. Spring should be here. Hibernation would be great. Or a big fat bag of weed. Or something. lalalalalalalala fuck.
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[12 Dec 2011|09:28pm] |
Date night with my favorite sexually confusing men: David Bowie and Freddy Mercury. We're going on a long trip the three to Russia via my collection of vodka.
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My neighbor keeps babgning on the door because te music si too loud so i got my guitar out and started playing it along with the music and they stopepd.
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He called the cips and now my music is quiet. fucker.
MSUIC SHOULDNT BE QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
i love bowie and qUenn.
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[07 Dec 2011|01:30pm] |
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Jesus fucking Christ I forgot how entertaining this town can be when its incestuous drama explodes. And for once it isn't Chalker driven drama. You guys better step up and do something or you might get out-shown.
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[30 Nov 2011|11:11am] |
I'm not a holiday person or a family person but I am a wedding person. Weddings are great because the booze is free, free meal, and there is typically at least one hot single guy to hook up with. When I was younger I'd always go with friends to weddings or get them to hook me up with a gig because getting free food and booze on top of a few hundred in cash is not bad either. But Erica and Bryan are friends so no dirty doings on their wedding day.
I can't wait for this whole holiday season winter crap to blow over. Winter is nice but it's sort of ruined for me because of everyone's imaginary zap of mirth and "igiveafuck" attitude. It really shouldn't be the one time of the year you're nice to strangers. If you give a shit do it year round. People get so fake and phony and that just bugs the ever loving shit out of me.
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[11 Nov 2011|01:07pm] |
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I fucking hate holidays. If one more cocksucker asks me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving or Christmas I'm going to go fucking insane. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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[26 Oct 2011|09:26am] |
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FUCCCCCK. I'm old. This town makes me feel old. Halloween is typically my favorite holiday and the only one I celebrate but this year, shit, man, I don't know. I feel like everyone who parties around here is in their 20's and it is creepy and weird when someone not in that age range shows up. Trust me I've been there on the end of the 20 something spectrum and the weird older people show up and it's nice cause everyone is having fun but really it can get weird.
Sometimes I wish I was in a big city. A bigger demographic would be nice. I have no life here. Maybe I've run my course here and I need to get going. My only friends are hooked up and have a baby. I don't know if I should accept the fact that I'm always going to be the single weird friend that people may or may not have around? People my age should be doing what they're doing, getting married, baby making. Something went wrong in my wiring.
Maybe I should have tried to make friends when I was in quarantine but who the fuck wants to go up to someone who is sick or potentially sicker than you and be all "hey man let's kick it" that's fucking retarded.
FUCK. Halloween and I have no cocksucking plans. And Bryan don't you ask me to hand out candy with you and Erica because that's pretty lame. Unless I can get laid by one of you.
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[08 Oct 2011|07:57am] |
This is why you shouldn't share shit with teenagers. I smoked a fatty before coming in.
Hospital gown and bed. Free room and board is nice. I wonder if this means I'll get cut on my rent this month if we wind up being stuck here forever. On the upside I've been playing "who has underwear on?" with these flimsy gowns but that only lasted about 5 mins before people started to give me funny looks...
I've been requesting a vodka or whiskey drip but the nurses don't seem to think that this is a valid liquid that is vital to my well being.
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[21 Aug 2011|01:52pm] |
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Do you ever forget how old you are? I do all the time. I remember in my teens up till I was 25 people would always ask me how old I was. No one does that anymore. Even then though I never thought about it. I just feel old. I feel older then the number of years I've been here but I don't feel like I can put a number to how I feel. I just am.
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[11 Aug 2011|07:45pm] |
A poem for my dearest Fusch, it is entitled, ANUS
The ANUS comfortably nestled between two often desirable chunks of flesh,
ANUS,
The Scrunchie of the human body.
ANUS,
The hole that has been proven to be a two way street.
ANUS,
Strippers, hookers, gay men, and classy women get your decorative fur waxed.
ANUS,
You have a personal relationship with the toilet that no one else could ever have.
ANUS,
You make Fusch giggle.
ANUS,
I suspect the giggles have to do with his repressed German heritage. SHIZA!
ANUS,
SHIZA comes from you.
ANUS,
Thank you for these giggles.
ANUS,
A few more for a few giggles, ANUS,ANUS,ANUS.
The End. Alternatively, The ANUS.
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[08 Aug 2011|04:21pm] |
Is everyone in this town having a baby? Do you guys all get really bored around the same time and have a baby making orgy? Shit.
I'm so god damn bored. I don't know what to do. Does anyone want to model for me?
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